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NAME (S): Falling James, June Swoon,
Orlando La Brea, Claire Voyeur

INSTRUMENT: guitar, vocals, bass

BANDS YOU'VE BEEN IN: The Man-Hating Project, Helpful Nuns, Sluts For Hire, Space Okies, Mongrels, Starcrackle, Downers, Nearly Girls, Flower Quartet

FAVORITE COLOR: pink

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Scorpio

FAVORITE WRITERS: Dr. Seuss, Roald Dahl, Lame Deer, Mary O'Neill, Mary Crow Dog, Jan Kerouac, Chris Simms, Leopold Masoch, Danielle Willis

FAVORITE MOVIES: Little Vera, Brazil, JoJo Dancer, Your Life Is Calling You, Americana, After Hours, Sheila & the Brainstem, Carny, Journey Through the Past

OPINION ABOUT CLONING: Maybe now we'll get an idea to see how much is hereditary and how much is environment. Clones are people, too.

FAVE SEXUAL FETISH: Yes

WOULD YOU DATE A GROUPIE: Sadly, I only have time for my music.

FAVORITE FOOD: vegetarian, Mexican

FAVORITE DRINK: Hot chocolate

FAVORITE DRUG: Marijuana, mushrooms

FAVORITE SONG YOU'VE EVER WRITTEN: "Big Baby"

FAVE BANDS: Urinals, Kate Bush, Jimi Hendrix, Love, Johnny Thunders, Stones, Germs, Backbiter, Tex & the Horseheads, Girlschool, Caltransvestites, Stitches, Lazy, W.A.C.O., AC/DC, Chuck Berry, CCR, Celibate Rifles, Iggy, Shocking Blue, Reverb Motherfuckers, F-Word, Bimbo Toolshed, Green On Red

WORST EXPERIENCE ON TOUR? Coming home.

BEST EXPERIENCE ON TOUR? Abduction in Miami. Squatter's rally in Basel. Shrooms in Odessa, TX. Almost playing w/the Replacements in Fresno. Saved by the audience in Vegas. First band in Levanto. Fireworks in the snow Wyoming.

FAVORITE PLACE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN? New Zealand

FAVORITE ANIMAL? Panther

FAVORITE PLANT: night-blooming jasmine

POLITICS? Anarchy

FAVE RAPPER: Flavor Flav

FAVE ICE SKATERS: Katarina Witt, Dorothy Hamill, Klimova + Ponomarenko, Gary Beacom, Tonia Kwiatkowski, Oksana Baiul, Nicole Bobek, Rosalyn Summers, Kristi Yamaguchi, Michelle Kwan, Anjelika Krylova & Oleg Ovsiannikov, Denise Biellman, Surya Bonaly, Kurt Browning, Elena Bechke & Denis Petrov, Oksana Kazakova & Artur Dmitriev

FAVE MOVIE STAR: Theda Bara

FAVE JIMMY STORY: Hitchhiking with Bob Cantu

WHAT'S YOUR COOKING SPECIALTY? BEST RECIPE? Vegetable Stew

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF COMPUTERS? Well, I used to think they were typewriters with electric filing cabinets. Now, I just think they take too long to use. Don't get me wrong! I LOVE typewriters and typing and being secretarial.

WOULD YOU DATE A COMPUTER GEEK? No!

FAVORITE TV SHOWS, PAST AND PRESENT: Richard Pryor Show, SCTV, Ben Stiller Show, Beverly Hills 90210, The Larry Sanders Show, Three's Company, A-Team, Xena, TV Nation, Honeymooners, Get a Life, Sanford and Son, Get Smart

FAVORITE MAZAZINES: Blades on Ice, Flipside, Carbon 14, Simone Devon's Favorite Love Bondages, Slash, Fizz, Arizona Highways, No Mag, Cosmo, Pussycat

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE? Yeah, it's called death.

WHAT ABOUT UFO'S? Even if the aliens are here, they are so well disguised they might as well be earthlings. I've seen some Unidentified Objects, but they were walking, not flying.

FAVORITE COVER SONG TO PLAY: Proud Mary, Surfin' With the Shah, Pipeline, Sky High

FAVORITE BUMPER STICKER: None

FAVE HISTORICAL PERIOD? Pre-Columbian "America"

SPORTS? Figure Skating, basketball, fast pool (my own invention: players must strike the cue ball BEFORE it stops rolling from previous player's shot. Fast Pool involves a lot more running around the table and is sometimes a contact sport, Be Careful!)

WHAT WILL YOU BE DOING IN 10 YEARS? Grovelling, twitching, drooling and remembering the good old days of '97. No, seriously, by then I'll either be a Laker Girl cheerleader or a European fashion model.

WHAT'S LIVING IN LOS ANGELES LIKE? Underneath Arthur Lee's smog-induced "orange skies", people wear their cars like sealed suits of armor. Most everyone now here was born somewhere else, so everyone acts all tough and indifferent on the outside to fit in. It's a desert. The sound of wind is cheap rain.

FAVORITE CHEAP TRICK SONG: "Downed"

IS PUNK DEAD? It's just playing possum.

WHO WOULD PLAY YOU IN THE MOVIE ABOUT YOUR LIFE? Beki Bondage

FAVORITE SAYING: Shut up and play.

HOBBIES: Staring at the walls for days (or nights, who can tell?)

OPINION ABOUT HEAVEN'S GATE CULT: I'm jealous.

CONSPIRACY THEORIES: Everybody hates me.

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