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INSTRUMENT: I play drums, horns, keys, guitar and bass very sloppy.
BANDS YOU'VE BEEN IN: The Broken Toys, LAZY Cowgirls, Fearless Leader, Diz Buster, S.M.C., HotDamn!, Motherfucker 666, Crawlspace, Leaving Trains.
FAVORITE COLOR: Red at the moment
ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Virgo
FAVORITE BOOKS: Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes, The Bible, Rock Mags and Pornos
FAVORITE MOVIES: Hard Question, Anything about Demons, Devils, Ghost, Vampires, Monsters, Aliens, and outerspace stuff
OPINION ABOUT CLONING: I don't think its a good idea, I'm afraid everyone will want to look like me in the future!
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FAVE SEXUAL FETISH: I just love sex. I want to do everything sexual all of the time. I want it all!
WOULD YOU DATE A GROUPIE: Yes, if they were nice and my wife approved. Of course it would have to be a 3 some!
FAVORITE FOOD: Pasta w/lots of vegies in the sauce. (it's all in the sauce!)
FAVORITE DRINK: Squirt, 7-up, Ice Tea, Beer, or water is all I will drink.
FAVORITE DRUG: Depends on my mood, I would say weed but I don't consider it a drug, so it would have to be alcohol.
FAVORITE SONG YOU'VE EVER WRITTEN: Esperanza's Brew (Dizbuster), or Smoke a Fatty (Trains)
FAVE BANDS: All the bands I'm in! Leaving Trains, Hotdamn!, Fearless Leader, and Crawlspace.
WORST EXPERIENCE ON TOUR? Having to take a dump in someone's backyard while neighbors eating breakfast watched through the window. I had a real bad hangover too and only 2 napkins.
BEST EXPERIENCE ON TOUR? Playing to about 5000 people in Europe not to mention hash cakes.
FAVORITE PLACE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN? Amsterdam although I've been there I just don't remember too well
FAVORITE ANIMAL? I don't like to play favorites
FAVORITE TREE: Avacado
POLITICS? No thanks, I've already had some.
FAVE RAPPER: Cypress Hill dudes
FAVE ICE SKATERS: Tonya Harding and Falling James
FAVE MOVIE STAR: Bob Lee- in Graveyard Rot!
FAVE JIMMY STORY: One time Jimi gave me a killer bud it was the kind I smoked. I was happy. Any other Jimi stories are not my favorite!
WHAT'S YOUR COOKING SPECIALTY? BEST RECIPE? Microwave baked potatoes and broccoli and spices.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF COMPUTERS? I wish I knew how to work them better!
WOULD YOU DATE A COMPUTER GEEK? If my wife was attracted to her and she didn't stink, yea why not I might learn something.
FAVORITE TV SHOWS, PAST AND PRESENT: I'll just name a few - Star Trek, Get A Life, Simpsons, Laugh Inn, Howard Stern's CH 9 Show, Soap, Melrose Pl., Talk Soup!
FAVORITE MAZAZINES: I don't want to play favorites. I like them all and think there should be more of them so start one up!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE? If you are an organ donor there is definitely life after death, but I dont know if I would want my head sewed on to another body.
WHAT ABOUT UFO'S? Unidentified Flying Objects, spaceships from another planet, Aliens, you never know!
FAVORITE COVER SONG TO PLAY: I'm not really into doing covers. They're never as good as the orig. but right now it would be 5 Yrs Ahead of My Time (Trains version).
FAVORITE BUMPER STICKER: If this vans a rockin' don't bother knocking or of course, Gas, Grass, or Piece of Ass No one Rides For Free.
FAVE HISTORICAL PERIOD? 50's and 60's
SPORTS? Sports suck and I've got a small dick, and want to bash in your FACE!
WHAT WILL YOU BE DOING IN 10 YEARS? Working and wishing I wasn't!
50 YEARS? Rotting
200 YEARS? Swirling
WHAT'S LIVING IN LOS ANGELES LIKE? It's like getting a boner and not being able to cumm! It's like fucking a girl thats a guy. It's like getting ripped off!
FAVORITE CHEAP TRICK SONG: Hot Love
IS PUNK DEAD? Its Freddie, its as dead as you want it to be baby!
WHO WOULD PLAY YOU IN THE MOVIE ABOUT YOUR LIFE? Axel Rose
FAVORITE SAYING: Red on the head like a dick on a dog.
HOBBIES: Playing in bands making records tour. Its more of an obsession though.
OPINION ABOUT HEAVEN'S GATE CULT: Its not nice to kill people no matter how fucked up they are.
CONSPIRACY THEORIES: It's a secret!